Hey Senator Graham, we should totally bang. I am a young, sprightly Republican boy. I have all the trappings of youth (smooth face, tight b-hole) with none of that pesky idealism to get in the way of letting you absolutely tear me apart like medicare.Senator Graham — can I call you Lindsey?Lindsey. I want to be the glass of milk to your Graham Cracker.You can call me “Big Government” in the bedroom because I’ll do all the work while you just lay there.I’m super discreet, like all the oil companies that finance your campaigns. And just like them, I’m always exploring. Exploring new ways to...…Hey Senator Graham, we should totally bang. I am a young, sprightly Republican boy. I have all the trappings of youth (smooth face, tight b-hole) with none of that pesky idealism to get in the way of letting you absolutely tear me apart like medicare.Senator Graham — can I call you Lindsey?Lindsey. I want to be the glass of milk to your Graham Cracker.You can call me “Big Government” in the bedroom because I’ll do all the work while you just lay there.I’m super discreet, like all the oil companies that finance your campaigns. And just like them, I’m always exploring. Exploring new ways to...WW…