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Local Man Already First In Line At Sara’s
An annual rite of spring is the opening of Sara’s Restaurant at the entrance to Presque Isle State Park and local man Delbert Stackhouse is already camped out to the first customer served come April 1st. “I can’t wait for Sara’s to open,” said Stackhouse. “I brought enough food to last two weeks. I saved a bunch of Sara’s Greek dogs in my freezer, so I’ve been eating them ever since I got in line. I’m also having a porta-potty delivered…hopefully real soon.” Stackhouse is disappointed he wasn’t the first customer last year. “I got here a week before opening in 2023 and there...…An annual rite of spring is the opening of Sara’s Restaurant at the entrance to Presque Isle State Park and local man Delbert Stackhouse is already camped out to the first customer served come April 1st. “I can’t wait for Sara’s to open,” said Stackhouse. “I brought enough food to last two weeks. I saved a bunch of Sara’s Greek dogs in my freezer, so I’ve been eating them ever since I got in line. I’m also having a porta-potty delivered…hopefully real soon.” Stackhouse is disappointed he wasn’t the first customer last year. “I got here a week before opening in 2023 and there...WW…
Brzezinski To Reappoint Mario Bagnoni To City Council
After the successful reappointment of Mel Witherspoon to Erie City Council, Ed Brzezinski has decided to take things a step further. The councilman has proposed another resolution that would reinstate another long absent member. “We need to get Mario Bagnoni on council again.,” he said. “He really knew what he was doing and he belongs back in chambers.” Brzezinski further stated, “Look, I’m all for letting girls on City Council but they do tend to get yappy. We never had that problem when Bags was here.” Brzezinski’s resolution includes the hiring of a new employee who will sit in on...…After the successful reappointment of Mel Witherspoon to Erie City Council, Ed Brzezinski has decided to take things a step further. The councilman has proposed another resolution that would reinstate another long absent member. “We need to get Mario Bagnoni on council again.,” he said. “He really knew what he was doing and he belongs back in chambers.” Brzezinski further stated, “Look, I’m all for letting girls on City Council but they do tend to get yappy. We never had that problem when Bags was here.” Brzezinski’s resolution includes the hiring of a new employee who will sit in on...WW…
Secret Documents Reveal Erie Diocese Involvement in Project NePTWNE
Community members and Blasco Library supporters have been disappointed in a recent vote to allow Gannon University to lease library space for an aquatic research center. Gooferie investigative journalists have discovered hidden documents that seem to indicate that The Roman Catholic Diocese of Erie is behind this project. This endeavor, known as Project NePTWNE, is purported to be an aquatic research station/aquarium. We here at Gooferie have discovered this to be false. Papers from the office of Bishop Lawrence Persico have revealed that the project will actually be a cod and pollock...…Community members and Blasco Library supporters have been disappointed in a recent vote to allow Gannon University to lease library space for an aquatic research center. Gooferie investigative journalists have discovered hidden documents that seem to indicate that The Roman Catholic Diocese of Erie is behind this project. This endeavor, known as Project NePTWNE, is purported to be an aquatic research station/aquarium. We here at Gooferie have discovered this to be false. Papers from the office of Bishop Lawrence Persico have revealed that the project will actually be a cod and pollock...WW…
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