I happened to be scrolling through Twitter when Jon Heyman dropped this beautiful bitch at 8:46 last night: I proceeded to calmly lie down on my dining room floor and not move for a solid half hour. Once I came to, I scrolled through my timeline some more and saw some fantastic reactions to the news. Here’s some of them. First, from the team: #IndiansTwitter had plenty to say as well. https://twitter.com/BuckshotBandit1/status/812164606265294848 https://twitter.com/HipsterTito/status/812118980366336000 https://twitter.com/HipsterTito/status/812113481520545796 All of you Dolanz Cheap people...…I happened to be scrolling through Twitter when Jon Heyman dropped this beautiful bitch at 8:46 last night: I proceeded to calmly lie down on my dining room floor and not move for a solid half hour. Once I came to, I scrolled through my timeline some more and saw some fantastic reactions to the news. Here’s some of them. First, from the team: #IndiansTwitter had plenty to say as well. https://twitter.com/BuckshotBandit1/status/812164606265294848 https://twitter.com/HipsterTito/status/812118980366336000 https://twitter.com/HipsterTito/status/812113481520545796 All of you Dolanz Cheap people...WW…

Heading into this winter, MLB Trade Rumors had Edwin Encarnacion ranked as the 2nd best free agent available, pitcher or hitter. Yahoo Sports had him 2nd as well. Jon Heyman of Fanrag Sports, who broke the news of the signing last night on Twitter, also had him 2nd. Bleacher Report? 2nd. Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports? 2nd. USA Today had him 1st. And now the Cleveland Indians have him. The deal is reportedly worth $60 million over 3 years, with a team option of $20 million for a fourth. That option carries a $5 million buyout if the Indians don’t exercise it, so the Dolans are guaranteed to be...…Heading into this winter, MLB Trade Rumors had Edwin Encarnacion ranked as the 2nd best free agent available, pitcher or hitter. Yahoo Sports had him 2nd as well. Jon Heyman of Fanrag Sports, who broke the news of the signing last night on Twitter, also had him 2nd. Bleacher Report? 2nd. Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports? 2nd. USA Today had him 1st. And now the Cleveland Indians have him. The deal is reportedly worth $60 million over 3 years, with a team option of $20 million for a fourth. That option carries a $5 million buyout if the Indians don’t exercise it, so the Dolans are guaranteed to be...WW…

If a guy jumping off the top of a bus into a tree and falling to the ground in a crumpled heap isn’t a metaphor for this Browns season then I don’t know what is. I was in the Muni Lot before Sunday’s game. Upper 40s with sunshine for a late November home game in Cleveland is unheard of… and the Muni was possibly the least crowded I’ve ever seen it in the 10 years that I’ve been going. For every three cars there was an empty space with nothing in it. A few of the usuals weren’t there. The second lot after the toll booth was about 15% full. A once proud and great parking lot reduced to empty...…If a guy jumping off the top of a bus into a tree and falling to the ground in a crumpled heap isn’t a metaphor for this Browns season then I don’t know what is. I was in the Muni Lot before Sunday’s game. Upper 40s with sunshine for a late November home game in Cleveland is unheard of… and the Muni was possibly the least crowded I’ve ever seen it in the 10 years that I’ve been going. For every three cars there was an empty space with nothing in it. A few of the usuals weren’t there. The second lot after the toll booth was about 15% full. A once proud and great parking lot reduced to empty...WW…

#2 Ohio State. #3 Michigan. Noon. Columbus. Biggest rivalry in American sports. OOOO boy. Big one today, fellas. Here are some hype videos to ease your nerves/get you so worked up that you develop a brain aneurysm and your head explodes and you don’t end up seeing one second of the game today. Either one works. That song BANGS. For your downloading pleasure it’s: A Perfect Circle- Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums This one from Eleven Warriors is sure to take you from 6 to midnight…#2 Ohio State. #3 Michigan. Noon. Columbus. Biggest rivalry in American sports. OOOO boy. Big one today, fellas. Here are some hype videos to ease your nerves/get you so worked up that you develop a brain aneurysm and your head explodes and you don’t end up seeing one second of the game today. Either one works. That song BANGS. For your downloading pleasure it’s: A Perfect Circle- Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums This one from Eleven Warriors is sure to take you from 6 to midnightWW…

That. Was. AWESOME. Watching this I started jumping off of my couch when he had like 12 points. It was just so unexpected and out of nowhere. The second most points ever scored in a quarter in NBA history from Kevin Love?? Third wheel Kevin Love? If we start seeing the same types of numbers from Kevin that he put up in Minnesota then look out. It’s one of those regular season performances that will always stick with me- LeBron’s 16 points in like 2 minutes vs the Bucks; Josh Gordon’s back to back 200 yards games in 2013; and that one random Friday night when Lonnie Chisenhall had 9 RBI vs...…That. Was. AWESOME. Watching this I started jumping off of my couch when he had like 12 points. It was just so unexpected and out of nowhere. The second most points ever scored in a quarter in NBA history from Kevin Love?? Third wheel Kevin Love? If we start seeing the same types of numbers from Kevin that he put up in Minnesota then look out. It’s one of those regular season performances that will always stick with me- LeBron’s 16 points in like 2 minutes vs the Bucks; Josh Gordon’s back to back 200 yards games in 2013; and that one random Friday night when Lonnie Chisenhall had 9 RBI vs...WW…