“Look, man ... are you sitting down?”You never want to hear those words coming from the other end of the telephone. Especially when they hit you on the landline. It’s never good news, right?It’s November, 1998. I’m down in the basement with my girlfriend watching a movie. Matter of fact, it was a LaserDisc. Yes, the LASERDISC, buddy. Welcome to 1998. Get comfortable because we’re taking a trip now. Starter jackets and backwards snapbacks and the six-CD-changers and all that. How ’90s are we talking? O.K., let me put it to you like this. I’d just been in my first Nike commercial. The...…“Look, man ... are you sitting down?”You never want to hear those words coming from the other end of the telephone. Especially when they hit you on the landline. It’s never good news, right?It’s November, 1998. I’m down in the basement with my girlfriend watching a movie. Matter of fact, it was a LaserDisc. Yes, the LASERDISC, buddy. Welcome to 1998. Get comfortable because we’re taking a trip now. Starter jackets and backwards snapbacks and the six-CD-changers and all that. How ’90s are we talking? O.K., let me put it to you like this. I’d just been in my first Nike commercial. The...WW…