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After 39 years of toiling in Ivanka’s shadow, it was finally your moment. Already a devout Republican and unquestionably the most groveling of his offspring, you were exactly the&nbsp;hype man your father needed: dumb enough to believe whatever Daddy told you, coiffed enough to look halfway decent on cable news, and more than passionate enough about hunting to rub elbows with the red state riffraff. That last one was something , but that all changed when he realized his base ate it up. And in return for being precisely the happy warrior your father needed, Trump Sr. regularly acknowledged you in public and even let you get . What more could want?AdvertisementNow, four years and later, you’re 42, divorced, and of absolutely no use to your father whatsoever. Remember earlier this month when he joked about or your brother and sister again if he loses? A funny joke when it comes to Ivanka (whom he worships), or Eric (who has remained deeply involved in the family business), but for you? Well, we hope you kept , because that’s as close to Dad as you’re likely to get. But hey, look on the bright side. You’ve still got the love of none other than Kimberly Guilfoyle. And everyone knows that’s one love that lasts.This is part of a series of goodbyes to Trumpworld figures.&nbsp;You must subscribe to access this content.To continue viewing the content you love, please choose one of our subscriptions today.subscribeSubscribeAlready a subscriber?Sign in here.Please register to access this content.To continue viewing the content you love, please sign in or create a new accountregisterAlready a subscriber?Sign in here.You have used all of your free pageviews.Please subscribe to access more content.subscribeSubscribeAlready a subscriber?Sign in here.Access denied!

After 39 years of toiling in Ivanka’s shadow, it was finally your moment. Already a devout Republican and unquestionably the most groveling of his offspring, you were exactly the&nbsp;hype man your father needed: dumb enough to believe whatever Daddy told you, coiffed enough to look halfway decent on cable news, and more than passionate enough about hunting to rub elbows with the red state riffraff. That last one was something , but that all changed when he realized his base ate it up. And in return for being precisely the happy warrior your father needed, Trump Sr. regularly acknowledged...

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