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COVID-19 Outbreak at Cruisin' Chubbys Gentleman's Club in Wisconsin Dells

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Monday’s Hot Spot Spotlight falls on the vacation paradise that is Wisconsin Dells—or, as the natives call it, simply, "The Dells." As the country comes slowly to the realization that reopening as a part of the president*’s Transition to Greatness reelection brand is not the smartest thing the United States ever did, we also realize that recreational facilities probably should have been the last things to re-open. You know, bars and beaches, restaurants and theme parks. And strip joints. From :The health department reports two or more COVID-19 cases have been confirmed at at US Highway 12 and 16 in the Dells. Juneau County Health Department advises that if you visited Chubbys between June 10 and 14, you may have been exposed to COVID-19. If you are experiencing symptoms, the department asks you contact your health provider. The department did not release details on how the virus might have spread in the club.I already thought of all the jokes, ye pack o’bastids. Ease off, will you? all patrons of Cruisin’ Chubbys to be on the lookout.If you are experiencing any symptoms (headache, fatigue, cough, shortness of breath, fever, digestive discomfort), please contact your healthcare provider...Practice social distancing and keep six feet of distance between you and non-household members.Wash your hands frequently with soap and water for 20 seconds, or use hand sanitizer.Wear a cloth face-covering while in public. Stay home when sick.Avoid touching your face.All of these would seem to be good precautions to take while visiting these establishments even when there isn’t a pandemic. But, seriously, with all the Adult Entertainment Options available for home usage, it seems silly to risk your lungs by going to Cruisin’ Chubbys. Courage, mes amis.Respond to this post on the Esquire Politics Facebook page .Charles P Pierce is the author of four books, most recently Idiot America, and has been a working journalist since 1976. He lives near Boston and has his three children.This content is imported from OpenWeb. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site.&nbsp;Advertisement - Continue Reading BelowAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below

Monday’s Hot Spot Spotlight falls on the vacation paradise that is Wisconsin Dells—or, as the natives call it, simply, "The Dells." As the country comes slowly to the realization that reopening as a part of the president*’s Transition to Greatness reelection brand is not the smartest thing the United States ever did, we also realize that recreational facilities probably should have been the last things to re-open. You know, bars and beaches, restaurants and theme parks. And strip joints. From :The health department reports two or more COVID-19 cases have been confirmed at at US Highway 12...

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Charles P. Pierce is a writer-at-large for Esquire and his work has appeared in the New York Times Magazine, the LA Times Magazine, the Nation, the Atlantic, Sports Illustrated and The Chicago Tribune, among others.

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