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Boxoffice Movie Scenes via YouTube/CanvaHold on a second. I need to stop laughing before I can share this with you. OK. I think I'm fine now. Get this. The internet thinks you should (and I quote) "flee Missouri as soon as possible". I'll explain why they're concerned about you.Get our free mobile appI normally find some pretty interesting stuff on 24/7 Wall St. This article took me by surprise. The exact title is "Why You Should Flee Missouri As Soon As Possible" and I'm not joking one little bit. This appears to be the opinion of the article's writer&nbsp;Douglas A. McIntyre that is based on Missouri's place among the "best states to live in" across the country.The 24/7 Wall St article writer brings up several concerns about Missouri having low crime and healthcare scores, but even he admits that the Show Me State was ranked 30th by US News overall. I understand that's not top 10, but top 30 is at least a passing grade, right?He mentions Missouri gets low scores for income and infrastructure, too. Guilty as charged, but is the state really so bad that we need to "flee as soon as possible"? I'll quote Sergeant Hulka in the movie "Stripes" when I say to Douglas to "Lighten up, Francis".&nbsp; I was born and raised in Missouri and didn't turn out to be a complete slime bag (I hope). My family has returned and lives in the Show Me State now and have no plans to run for our lives anytime soon. As a matter of fact, I hope to fire up the BBQ while the weather stays good.If you'd like to take Douglas' advice and flee, I say let Forrest Gump show you how.Gallery Credit: Entire guesthouse hosted by Donna, AirbnbCommentsLeave A CommentMissouri People Moving to Florida Are in For a Rude AwakeningCities Missouri Moves to Most? Top 4 Destinations Very SurprisingIllinois Now Officially One of the Slowest Growing States in USAll the Californians Moving to Missouri Are in For a Big ShockThe Dumbest Reasons I’ve Ever Heard for NOT Moving to MissouriState with Most People Moving to Missouri Also Biggest Rivals5 Things You Absolutely Have to Accept if You Move to MissouriHere’s Amazing News if You’re Tired of People Moving to MissouriYes, There are 14 Places that Will Pay You Cash to Leave Missouri

Boxoffice Movie Scenes via YouTube/CanvaHold on a second. I need to stop laughing before I can share this with you. OK. I think I'm fine now. Get this. The internet thinks you should (and I quote) "flee Missouri as soon as possible". I'll explain why they're concerned about you.Get our free mobile appI normally find some pretty interesting stuff on 24/7 Wall St. This article took me by surprise. The exact title is "Why You Should Flee Missouri As Soon As Possible" and I'm not joking one little bit. This appears to be the opinion of the article's writer&nbsp;Douglas A. McIntyre that is based...

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