Fun article that includes an occasional quip that will give the most humorless reader a chance at a chortle. There are comparisons of regulations versus the scenes from The Mighty Ducks and D2 that spell out when the rules would not have permitted the Ducks to get away with their mischief. Performance standards explain how some of the tactics used in the films are not useful, realistic, or possible in a real game. Content includes nostalgia, humor, and opinions.