Name: You can now get a penis manicure with a nail that ejaculates 'sperm'
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You can now get a penis manicure with a nail that ejaculates 'sperm'

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If you fancy an alternative manicure, might we suggest a dick or two?Yes, you read that right.Nail Sunny, the nail salon , has shared a video of its latest creation&nbsp;– and it’s all about .As if this wasn’t horrifying enough, the finger dicks (which come complete with veins) aren’t just decorative, but one of them is functional.In the clip, you can see the manicurist get to work on her masterpiece by moulding the makeshift penises.In one of them, she insert a small plastic tube, which will carry a white liquid to resemble sperm.The technician builds the base of each penis first, before going on to tackle the heads and airbrushing the mini dicks in various shades.In the final scene, you can see the finished hand with its shiny new penis manicure tapping against a surface.As it does, the white liquid ejaculates from the middle finger.To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a webbrowser thatThe video was released on Instagram, where it has racked up nearly 200,000 views – and people have some pretty strong reactions to it.‘This is disgusting,’ wrote one person.‘I’m scared,’ said someone else.Others complained about the choice of skin colour for the penises.One person commented: ‘You could at least give variety! They all look pink!‘Disgusting. Not even for the content just for the fact you assumed we all like pink.’‘What do you say to that?,’ added someone else.We don’t know about you, but we’ll probably stick to regular French manicures for now.Not had your fill of bizarre nail designs?Check out , or sneak a peek at the (yes, really).Or our personal favourite, that cooks kebabs on an open fire.Do you have a story you’d like to share?Get in touch by emailing .To the lady in a beige and pink leopard-print dress with pink nails going…To the stunning American lady with the blue-eyed pomeranian who sat next…Get us in your feed

If you fancy an alternative manicure, might we suggest a dick or two?Yes, you read that right.Nail Sunny, the nail salon , has shared a video of its latest creation&nbsp;– and it’s all about .As if this wasn’t horrifying enough, the finger dicks (which come complete with veins) aren’t just decorative, but one of them is functional.In the clip, you can see the manicurist get to work on her masterpiece by moulding the makeshift penises.In one of them, she insert a small plastic tube, which will carry a white liquid to resemble sperm.The technician builds the base of each penis first, before...

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